Tuesday, April 14, 2009

DG4MIP...sigh...



Now that the playoff race is over I turn to the only ray of hope left in the Pacers 08-09 Season, and that is the NBA Awards. The day for voters to submit their decisions for who deserves those awards is tomorrow, so I’m coming in a little late for this, but what the heck. I’m only one man and I’ve been too depressed since the Pacers lost to the Hawks last week to care.

Obviously the only person on our team that is in contention for an award is Danny Granger for Most Improved Player, and this is far from a lock. His main competition is Devin Harris, Kevin Durant, Brandon Roy, Nene, Thaddeus Young, Rajon Rondo, and Roger Mason Jr. The ESPN Poll of voters has DG edging Harris out by one vote, but who knows.

If you doubt that DG deserves the MIP or need more info on why he deserves the MIP then:
1. Why the heck are you reading a Pacers blog?
2. Shame on you
3. You should check out this site.

The site is a nice tribute to our go-to guy, and it’s very interesting to note that Granger is fourth in 4th Quarter scoring only behind Lebron, Kobe, and DWade. Remember that Chris Broussard article when Granger talked about not being mentioned in the same tier as them? This is one stat where he can be.

There is one strange thing on the site though. If you go to the “Danny’s Gear “ tab you can buy a DG33 jersey, a warmup, a hat, and a dog bowl. Bentley’s Dog Bowl for $18.69.

That’s right. A dog bowl.

This begs a couple of questions: Why a dog bowl? Are there many Danny Granger fans that own a dog? Who the hell is Bentley? And why is his dog bowl a piece of Pacers merchandise on the Danny Granger for MIP website? I don’t know the answer to any of these questions.

I google searched “Bentley” “Dog” and “Pacers” and the best I got was this

I don’t know what the heck that is.

Oh well.

I tried to think of a cool slogan for Granger for MIP a la Kevin Love's Miracle Glass Cleaner, but I couldn't because I'm stupid. All of my ideas had to do with Assassins and Hitmen and Ninjas, and we all know that those things don't campaign for anything. They just kill you real good. Which kind of makes sense for a Most Improved Player Campaign, but is also infantile.

This blog entry doesn’t really have a purpose I guess, but neither does the Pacers last game against the Bucks tomorrow.

Good Luck to Danny. He deserves the MIP.

P.S. A better post is coming. Don’t worry.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

The New Heroes

The public has always placed their heroes on pedestals.

It is a position that is out of reach, a place to look up to and aspire to, and there’s a reason for that. In the traditional sense, heroes don’t belong in the realm of mortals because they transcend such distinctions. They belong above the crowd, behind a wall of mystique that ensures the public that yes, these people are better than us, and yes they deserve to be viewed as such. Their legends are built around the principle of mystique.

NBA players are no different. They fly on a different plane of existence, with explosive dunks and silky smooth reverse layups. They are cut from a different cloth that bulges with toned cores and bulging biceps -- a culture of sculptured physiques that show man at his best, his most powerful. The typical NBA athlete knows this, and aloofness abounds in the Association as a result.

The best carry themselves as if they are the best. They put their game faces on like masks and that is what the public sees – the fierce scowls of competitive fury, the fist pumps that defy the heavens, and the earth shattering displays of strength and athleticism. When we watch Superman sky for a block, the King slice through the lane like a freight train, or the Big Aristotle throw down on all who stand in his way, we don’t see mortals. We see heroes. Not-of-this-earth, larger-than-life, and inaccessibly talented heroes.

That was before Twitter.

These days, pedestals are being ripped down. The heroes are coming down from their gold-laced cloud-fortresses to walk amongst the people, and perceptions are changing. But is it for the better?

There was a time when the public’s exposure to an NBA athlete’s personality was limited to newspaper blurbs and canned post-game interview responses. These small slivers of personality (or lack thereof) became accepted and more or less expected, and only occasionally would tempers flare enough to get the occasional sound bite of humanity (Practice?!?). Apart from these outbursts of emotion though, our heroes knew exactly what to say when the camera lights came on. Everything was filtered. Of course, that was before the internet.

Most famously, Gilbert Arenas started the NBA blogging revolution by being one of the first Triple A NBA guys to blog candidly and publicly. Others followed suit, but Gilbert was always the most recognizable NBA name in the blogosphere. He is a candid personality unto himself: irreverent and honestly arrogant, Arenas never seems to filter himself. But despite that he understands his position as an NBA star: after seeing a kid mimicking Rip Hamilton’s free throw routine, he devised his own three-dribble, three times behind the back routine so that kids would copy him, a story he acknowledges himself. This kind of honesty and self-realized idolatry brings about the question of whether or not we as fans want our heroes to be so candid. If there is no curtain to hide the humanity, can we really view our heroes as invincibly as we once did?

Last Sunday LeBron James was on 60 Minutes. He was calm and composed, offering Steve Kroft measured answers to every question asked. The result was a careful distance from being too exposed, but it was an honest distance. It was as if LeBron bought into his own regal image, laughing heartily at his own jokes, walking through Akron like Dr. Manhattan floating through a world he is elementally a part of while managing to transcend beyond it; in every sense, he played the invincible and untouchable hero. He was born on a pedestal.

If Gilbert’s blog tore down the curtain around the pedestal, then Twitter is beating the pedestal with a sledgehammer and setting fire to the debris.

Charlie Villanueva (CV31) is getting reprimanded for tweeting at halftime.

Mark Cuban (mcuban) is getting fined for complaining about refs through tweets.

Paul Pierce (Paulpierce34) is giving away tickets with secret rendezvous and passwords.

Shaq (THE_REAL_SHAQ) is taking pictures of himself while sleeping and posting them.

Baron Davis’ beard (BoomsBeard) is giving regular updates on his relationship with Baron Davis (Baron_Davis).

Jerry Sloan has no idea what I’m talking about.

With all this self-induced and self-censored exposure, the curtain is coming down around the mystique of some of the NBA’s most notable personalities, and while stars like Kobe and LeBron have not yet jumped on the bandwagon, would we really want them to? John Krolik of Cavs: The Blog puts it this way in response to LBJ’s 60 Minutes interview:

There’s still a sense that the LeBron we’re allowed to see is manufactured, but when…players are Twittering away our respect for them, segments like this one remind fans that we don’t mind seeing a manufactured image every now and then if we sense it was made with good intentions.

So that’s the conundrum. On the one hand, there are uberstars like Kobe, LeBron, and Dwyane Wade who refuse to come down from the pedestal, so focused they are on their basketball image. And then there’s Shaq (who I only started really liking after following him on Twitter) and Baron (who has nothing better to do on the Clippers). Some people would argue that players such as these are not the true upper echelon heroes of the NBA, and some of those people would argue that their presence on Twitter is evidence of this (after all, what kind of hero would have time to dally in 140-word phrases?), but this is simply not true. Twitter has created a different kind of hero.

These pioneering Twitters are becoming true heroes of the people. When I see a tweet from THE_REAL_SHAQ complete with a twitpic of any sort I get more excited than any post-game interview. It’s like a brief and fleeting connection with the Diesel, like he’s showing me a secret window into his life. I click the link and I get to see Shaq’s newly shaven beard, him sitting in a barber’s chair, or him driving down the 405 complaining about traffic. Not even Craig Sager can claim that kind of immediate intimacy.

It is a completely different kind of exhilaration that in no way takes away from the luster of seeing the real real Shaq slam it home on the hardwood. If anything it adds to it. When I see Shaq play I root for him like I root for a friend -- If he wins tonight maybe he’ll tweet funnier tweets! -- I think to myself, an effect that could never be achieved before Twitter. It is an amazing feeling of interconnectivity, and I appreciate Shaq’s basketball play all the more because of it. For all the NBA Players I follow on Twitter, my respect for them is a respect bred from a sense of camaraderie as much as it is a respect of their skill.

Obviously, Shaq is unique in his ability to entertain. He has personality and humor. He is a walking quote machine. He was built for Twitter.

Can you even imagine what a Kobe Bryant tweet would sound like?



I just tried. It’s impossible, and there’s a reason for that too.

It really is all about image and personality. Just like there are those who are reluctant to give in-depth interviews, there are those who do not wish to be in the public eye more than they have to be. Twitter can occasionally feel incredibly trite and ridiculous and in that sense it can definitely be an image-destroyer. There are thousands of tweets that I simply don’t care about, and sometimes those tweets come from NBA athletes. But it is by no means a condemnation of Twitter itself. Twitter is just another platform.

For some NBA stars, it can be another pedestal. But it’s like a pedestal with a cool rope ladder that allows backdoor access for the cool kids who know the password. It’s a secret club where I can pretend to be friends with Shaq and BDiddy and Andrew Bogut (yes, I would be friends with Andrew Bogut, shuttup), a club where Mark Cuban thinks he can criticize refs, and Charlie Villanueva passes notes during halftime. After all, what’s wrong with wanting to be friends with some of your heroes? If the curtain comes down and we like what we see, why not?

But Krolik is right. There are some times when we do like seeing something more than a hero.

Sometimes we like to see legends. Some legends don’t fit in under 140 words.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

TJ Leaners, MurphDog Comebacks, Stitches, Brad Miller, and Muppet Basketball...Oh My!

We’ve seen it before, but that shot had no business going in.

I don’t know how many times TJ Ford will have to hit a contested jumper with the game on the line before I can start trusting that it’s a legitimate shot. That’s gotta be at least his third of the season. The man has no fear. Can you say 21st Pacer game decided by 3pts or less (We’re 9-12! Woohoo!).

It was a big win (in some circles), an exciting win, and lots of weird stuff happened. MurphDog came back from a sprained MCL by surprise while Foster sat with a mysterious foot injury. Josh McRoberts took Foster's place and played out of his mind, coming off the bench to score 10 points in 18 minutes.

Despite playing with a lot of energy, I still think that Josh looks like a muppet. It’s not so much that he actually looks like a muppet (although he kinda does); it’s more that he looks like a muppet if were to imagine a muppet playing basketball.



Granger also knocked heads with Kirk Hinrich in the third minute of play, and both required stitches above their eyes. Oddly enough, both guys came back and combined for 7-7 shooting after getting sewn up.

Granger finished with 31 pts, 4rbs, 2blks while Hinrich had 20pts, 7rbs, 7asts. MurphDog had another double-double with 15-12, while DRose also had a pretty good game (big surprise against the Pacers D) with 24 pts, 11rbs, and 6asts. Furthermore, Tyrus Thomas solidified his place in Roy Hibbert's nightmares with two more stuffs against our woeful big man, who hacked his way to 5 fouls in 17 minutes. As a side note Brad Miller’s old-man pump fake worked 10293801985 times and he managed 14 pts, 8 dimes, and 5 rbs.

Regardless of Miller’s sorcerous trickery, all that matters is that the Pacers were able to overcome a 5 point deficit with 2:45 left. This was capped off when Granger hit the go-ahead three-pointer with 42 seconds left, putting Indy up 105-103. Then Ben Gordon hit a jumper of his own with 38 left, tying the game and setting up TJ Ford’s signature crazy and for-all-intents-and-purposes-ill-advised leaner that ended the game 107-105.

Now the Pacers sit 3.5 games behind the Bulls with 7 games left.

The math still adds up, but it’s a pretty long shot.

At least there isn’t as much pressure on us as there was/is on the Suns…